chain-of-prospit:

no you dont understand

these are two separate toys that we found at the thrift store today okay

and we found out that they fit like this and it was beautiful

and then we were going up to the cashier to get our things and realized they were still like that and were separating them so that we could each purchase the one we had found and

the cashier

looked

so confused and„, distressed and horrified omg

the look on his face was like we had taken his soul and run it through a blenderim

i tried to fix it omg i was just like

“……………………..he was just…. resting”

but i dont think anything can make up for the trauma we caused.

(Source: giraffescanflytoo)

Living on the edge

So this just happened.

(Source: fyeahjudalabs)

the-anbu:

crying

lucleon:

allthingshyper:

begitalarcos:

Things get a little loud some nights in Stark Tower, Tash and Peter seem to be getting used to it though

Implied porn and humor. My morning is made.

PUTA MADRE!
 

I saw these in Cannery Row when I went to Monterey Bay!

(Source: anyonebutalex)

mi-ashi:

did-you-kno:

Bob Harrison

Source

If only he was a little darker…

part-time-thinker:

ink-film-nibbles-script:

“England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney

The Americans:

The British:

The Australians: